i lost all 12 of my brain cells at coachella. but i did get this extra nipple. s/o underboob
885,4977,06315 April, 2019
r u going to coachella?
tag ur besties
444,39512,39211 April, 2019
well. rest in peace you little inbred. you little golden puffle poof. your tongue will forever be long & bountiful ... my son @kongdasavage was taken by a coyote last night from our front yard. despite his savagery, he didn’t stand a chance. fuck.
i’ll miss his mindless, empty stares. his incessant 7am barking. his urine stains on my chestnut floors. you’ve made your dent in this universe and i wouldn’t have expected you to go any other way... love you @kongdasavage god damnit. im coming for you yotes heed my words.
1,541,88367,9726 April, 2019
SKIES OUT, THIGHS OUT 💃🏼
TWO YEARS AGO THE MAVERICK REVOLUTION BEGAN AND THE WORLD CHANGED 5EVR. A MAVERICK IS FUELED BY THEIR DIFFERENCES. DIESEL SHIT. THEY THRIVE IN THE UNKNOWN & SEE LIFE THROUGH THE LENS OF POSSIBILITY.
NOW... it’s time to do some good on this floating rock of ours, because I believe OUR GENERATION will change the world. For every @MaverickByLoganPaul piece you buy, we give one to a kid in need. GET 1, GIVE 1. The new Maverick Retro drop is SICK, yellow & black. And a t-shirt. fuk w/ me. join the movement and let’s make an impact on this trick.
🚨 LINK IN BIO 🚨
883,46187,00331 March, 2019
im a jokes guy but don’t sleep on the bad mothafucka inside me... here’s some unreleased sparring footage from last August 🥊 i got a nasty hunger to damage the next man who’s got big enough balls to step in the ring with me... KSI is doing everything he can to dodge this fight & tbh i don’t blame him. im collecting skulls this winter 🥶🥶🥶 ill even fight you @jakepaul, idgaf
437,6908,15227 March, 2019
instagram vs. reality
tag a cat fish
1,230,19949,36826 March, 2019
our documentary is now the number one most critically acclaimed movie of all time. wow. thx to everyone across the disc that helped make this dream cum tru.
💃🏼 movie link in bio 💃🏼
ps - comment your favorite part
363,2857,00110 hours ago
after all this LA shit im gonna buy a real secluded home in the mountains with a big lake and chop wood for the rest of my life
666,5595,01816 March, 2019
100,069 comments & ill buy a goat 🐐
tag a farm animal
900,428108,7302 March, 2019
have u ever tried clapping with acrylic nails? 💅🏼
tag an acrylic nail... ps @pashatheboss you owe me a plant
725,1684,42518 February, 2019
my son. you’re 22 now; life will be drastically different...
you will be able to taste sound, and see smells. you will posses the wisdom of a Buddhist monk and the strength of 1000 hangry Spartans. your libido will increase, ten fold. angels will emerge from depths unbeknownst to man JUST to deliver you grilled cheeses 🥪
enjoy it my brother, for you can mark this monumental milestone but once in a lifetime 🍭
sincerest thanks to @westgatevegas for providing the canvas for us to paint this masterpiece. @DwarfMamba love you man ❤️