It’s the number one question of the season: “When is Jingle Jangle coming back?” The answer is “Get in your cars.” “Call out of work tomorrow.” “Do whatever it takes to get to Trader Joe’s”, because Jingle Jangle is back as of today. Long before it was Riverdale’s favorite drug, this has been my favorite drug at Trader Joe’s. I have such a love-hate relationship with it. Milk & dark chocolate pretzels, each drizzled with white chocolate. Milk & dark chocolate peanut butter cups. Dark chocolate covered caramel popcorn. Dark chocolate covered Joe-Joe cookies. Milk chocolate covered candy gems. All of fantastic quality. And then I wonder why I gain half my winter weight before winter even starts? Like f*ck you, but also I love you. Buy this immediately because it can and will sell out quick. Do not buy the ice cream version, though, because it sucks (there’s like one piece of Jingle Jangle in it.)
Wait, so you’re telling me I DON’T have to eat an entire bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch to produce enough Cinnamon Toast Crunch Milk to use as a delicious coffee creamer each and every morning? Well, whatever... I’m going to anyway. BUT a shortcut will be available in January 2020 when a Cinnamon Toast Crunch Nestle Coffee-Mate creamer debuts. Tag 10,000 of your friends who are ready to charge up on Cinnamon Toast Crunch!