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  • Skittles & Zingy 💝
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#THROWBACK
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  • T H E  D O C K  O F  T H E  B A Y
  • T H E D O C K O F T H E B A Y
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  • Just keen to know what you’d do. If you were faced with this set-up 👆🏻, a baby that has defecated up to the eyeballs and a bladder (yours) that feels like a condom being relentlessly filled by a jet stream. I handled it thus: placed soiled baby on baby changing table, realised bladder was about to burst and wildly looked around, disbelieving a designer would be so cruel as to omit a bog from their plans. Crossed legs as wiped baby’s extremities. Considered backing into the sink to have a waz but couldn’t leave defecation-encrusted baby on table because safety belt was broken. Also feared CCTV and being caught backing onto sink to relieve my now pulsating bladder. (Also feared arse not making the ascent). Panic sets in, just in time for 👶🏻 to kick off. Crying is like a green light for bladder to open the floodgates. In a blind panic, grabbed a nappy, cupping it gently with one hand beneath my now numb extremities. One hand on baby, the other balancing nappy in the palm of my hand as I started to pee like an aggressively-hydrated racehorse into a sanitary item meant for an infant. A little bit of my soul dispersed. Started fearing the overflow so - against all odds - managed to stop the torrent 🌊👍🏻, waddle over to the nappy changing bin (with one hand on semi-soiled child) and discard the makeshift bog. Settled in for round two as 👶🏻 looked up at me with sad, Bambi-esque eyes. She knew. All shame had left the mothership; the relief was akin to waking up and realising you are 23 again and your Sunday involves nothing other than sloping to the corner shop for Ben & Jerry’s. Cleaned up 👶🏻, quietly congratulated self on being solutions-focused in the face of adversity and swore to ask The World why someone would design a baby changing facility without a porcelain chalice 🚽👀. Sure, we go down the food chain a bit when they 👶🏻 land but please spare us the shame of having to question if backing onto a sink is a viable option for relief #memories #parentingtheshitoutoflife #bogstandards #throwback
  • Just keen to know what you’d do. If you were faced with this set-up 👆🏻, a baby that has defecated up to the eyeballs and a bladder (yours) that feels like a condom being relentlessly filled by a jet stream. I handled it thus: placed soiled baby on baby changing table, realised bladder was about to burst and wildly looked around, disbelieving a designer would be so cruel as to omit a bog from their plans. Crossed legs as wiped baby’s extremities. Considered backing into the sink to have a waz but couldn’t leave defecation-encrusted baby on table because safety belt was broken. Also feared CCTV and being caught backing onto sink to relieve my now pulsating bladder. (Also feared arse not making the ascent). Panic sets in, just in time for 👶🏻 to kick off. Crying is like a green light for bladder to open the floodgates. In a blind panic, grabbed a nappy, cupping it gently with one hand beneath my now numb extremities. One hand on baby, the other balancing nappy in the palm of my hand as I started to pee like an aggressively-hydrated racehorse into a sanitary item meant for an infant. A little bit of my soul dispersed. Started fearing the overflow so - against all odds - managed to stop the torrent 🌊👍🏻, waddle over to the nappy changing bin (with one hand on semi-soiled child) and discard the makeshift bog. Settled in for round two as 👶🏻 looked up at me with sad, Bambi-esque eyes. She knew. All shame had left the mothership; the relief was akin to waking up and realising you are 23 again and your Sunday involves nothing other than sloping to the corner shop for Ben & Jerry’s. Cleaned up 👶🏻, quietly congratulated self on being solutions-focused in the face of adversity and swore to ask The World why someone would design a baby changing facility without a porcelain chalice 🚽👀. Sure, we go down the food chain a bit when they 👶🏻 land but please spare us the shame of having to question if backing onto a sink is a viable option for relief #memories #parentingtheshitoutoflife #bogstandards #throwback
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  • ✨8 years strong at adventuring today! ✨#throwback
  • ✨8 years strong at adventuring today! ✨ #throwback
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  • #throwback 9.4.2019
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BTS sebelum raptai MPP berlangsung.
  • #throwback 9.4.2019
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    BTS sebelum raptai MPP berlangsung.
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  • De Haan 🥰
This is like my favourite place to be! When I‘m in Belgium I always feel home 🤗 Don‘t actually know why because obviously I‘m not from Belgium 😅
Maybe because De Haan is just a lovely place where I spent many summers when I was younger 🥰 Always reminded of #thegoodtimes when I‘m here 🥰
  • De Haan 🥰
    This is like my favourite place to be! When I‘m in Belgium I always feel home 🤗 Don‘t actually know why because obviously I‘m not from Belgium 😅
    Maybe because De Haan is just a lovely place where I spent many summers when I was younger 🥰 Always reminded of #thegoodtimes when I‘m here 🥰
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  • #tbt to our #NY office in 1983. How things have changed!
📷:1983_SBG New York_Devisenhandelsbüro_© by UBS AG
Source: UBS Archive

#throwback @ubs
  • #tbt to our #NY office in 1983. How things have changed!
    📷:1983_SBG New York_Devisenhandelsbüro_© by UBS AG
    Source: UBS Archive

    #throwback @ubs
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