Feeling Monday like 💆🏼♀️🇬🇧
Morning blues. Strike that. Monday morning greens 🤢
Someone overindulged over the weekend. Getting older is hard. I used to breeze through Mondays 😎 regardless of condition.
Faking pep, adding a little extra bronzer to look less dead.
Now it takes all the junk food I can inhale, yesterday’s bloodies got me through the worst of it.
A hot curry will blast out the rest of the wine/gin/goodness knows what else.
The gardeners are here. No doubt another 20 year shrub will bite the dust and we will seethe silently and pay them anyway, inwardly screaming and crying. That’s what Brits do. 🤦🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Happy Monday .