HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY MARIA YOU DUMBFUCK!!! I love you so fucking much. You are one of the biggest bitches I have ever known. But you’re also one of the most beautiful people I know. And not just looks-wise (cuz that is BADAAAYUM) but nature-wise. You’re kind, sweet, caring, and actually considerate. Your pointless and absurd sense of humor is incredible. Your smelly jokes always make my day. I’m not just happy, but honestly proud and extremely grateful to b your friend. And you appreciate my egg puns SKJKSJSJKLAJ :’). Never have I ever had friends who appreciated and liked my egg puns. I love you my og and all of those other crackheads in hotel=trivago.
Have the best birthday slut!!!!!!! @mariaadolann
P.S. I'm sorry the drawing is so crappy and my picture taking skills are even worse :(