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  • 💟 Jasper LOVES chewing my yoga mat even though he clearly knows he’s not supposed to! #excuseme 😂
  • 💟 Jasper LOVES chewing my yoga mat even though he clearly knows he’s not supposed to! #excuseme 😂
  • 650 29 15 October, 2019
  • Change of plans...made it to New Orleans last night...ate...danced...and partied!!! Flooding in Houston has gotten worse with freeways closed and water rising in our neighborhood!  With a heavy heart....we are heading home to take care of our home and get our fur babies from boarding!  But Hey...I graduated and finished to the end with an “A” GPA!  Tonight we will be home toasting to my diploma in the rain🤛🏼. #herzinguniversity #imelda #bachelorsdegree. #excuseme
  • Change of plans...made it to New Orleans last night...ate...danced...and partied!!! Flooding in Houston has gotten worse with freeways closed and water rising in our neighborhood! With a heavy heart....we are heading home to take care of our home and get our fur babies from boarding! But Hey...I graduated and finished to the end with an “A” GPA! Tonight we will be home toasting to my diploma in the rain🤛🏼. #herzinguniversity #imelda #bachelorsdegree . #excuseme
  • 6,401 203 19 September, 2019

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  • did someone say treat? or was it walk? not sure which but I am down for either 🤷🏼‍♀️
  • did someone say treat? or was it walk? not sure which but I am down for either 🤷🏼‍♀️
  • 2 1 12 minutes ago
  • Sorry Acey boo... Corbin gets first dibs on the cozy blankie!
  • Sorry Acey boo... Corbin gets first dibs on the cozy blankie!
  • 13 4 41 minutes ago
  • I love you from the morning to the setting sun 😍 #excuseme #evorli
  • I love you from the morning to the setting sun 😍 #excuseme #evorli
  • 8 3 1 hour ago
  • It's midnight, and I'm trying to sleep with the light on because this guy-- yep, him, right here, yo, does this guy EVER look guilty?! he's just chill af, or else he's staring at air or he's asleep... He pretty much goes with the flow until he doesn't. Anyway, earlier today THIS CAT RIGHT HERE IN THE TUXEDO WITH THE BIG INNOCENT EYES had one of his "wake up freaked out" moments of zonked-asleep-to-pure-terror-running-away-in-half-a-second. Scared the 💩 out of me and Vader. He even managed to run into their water bowl and spill most of it before he figured out where he was and where "away" was. I kinda think he has the occasional night terrors? Only he's a cat, so they aren't limited to night time. Anyway, that was early this afternoon. But we all recovered. And we all went to bed like normal at bedtime. Lights out, Spatzmo curled up behind my knees... But then (sorry-- tmi) I had some really loud and unusually stinky gas. I'm not proud of it. And somehow, it convinced Spatz that there was another creature somewhere in the room with us, and he went creeping bravely and slowly and shiveringly-with-fear around trying to find the terrible monster in the bedroom. He was so convinced that he even had Vader creeping around with him, and every time they bumped each other, Spatz would startle. I finally opened a window and aired the room out, shined lights in every corner, took his fears seriously, and convinced Spatz we were safe. (Vader had already realized this and was back in bed being judgy.) But I still have gas. And I'm ridiculously exhausted. So while Spatz is once again safely dozing in leg canyon, for the sake of everyone's nerves, we're sleeping with a light on. #therebemonsters #aterriblegas #thethingswedoforourpets #andforthesakeofanightssleep #cuddleswithspatzmo #youngestchild #nobodyelsemove #excuseme #tryingnottolaughandhurthisfeelings #becauseseriously #idonthaveinsomnia #ihavecats #thingsthatgobumpinthenight #includingtoesunderblankets #andcatdreams #andsometimesrain #andbeddingwithstripesorsquiggles #andnowalsohumanfarts #pleaselaughwithme #whenyourcatisachooseyourownadventurestory #icanteven .
  • It's midnight, and I'm trying to sleep with the light on because this guy-- yep, him, right here, yo, does this guy EVER look guilty?! he's just chill af, or else he's staring at air or he's asleep... He pretty much goes with the flow until he doesn't. Anyway, earlier today THIS CAT RIGHT HERE IN THE TUXEDO WITH THE BIG INNOCENT EYES had one of his "wake up freaked out" moments of zonked-asleep-to-pure-terror-running-away-in-half-a-second. Scared the 💩 out of me and Vader. He even managed to run into their water bowl and spill most of it before he figured out where he was and where "away" was. I kinda think he has the occasional night terrors? Only he's a cat, so they aren't limited to night time. Anyway, that was early this afternoon. But we all recovered. And we all went to bed like normal at bedtime. Lights out, Spatzmo curled up behind my knees... But then (sorry-- tmi) I had some really loud and unusually stinky gas. I'm not proud of it. And somehow, it convinced Spatz that there was another creature somewhere in the room with us, and he went creeping bravely and slowly and shiveringly-with-fear around trying to find the terrible monster in the bedroom. He was so convinced that he even had Vader creeping around with him, and every time they bumped each other, Spatz would startle. I finally opened a window and aired the room out, shined lights in every corner, took his fears seriously, and convinced Spatz we were safe. (Vader had already realized this and was back in bed being judgy.) But I still have gas. And I'm ridiculously exhausted. So while Spatz is once again safely dozing in leg canyon, for the sake of everyone's nerves, we're sleeping with a light on. #therebemonsters #aterriblegas #thethingswedoforourpets #andforthesakeofanightssleep #cuddleswithspatzmo #youngestchild #nobodyelsemove #excuseme #tryingnottolaughandhurthisfeelings #becauseseriously #idonthaveinsomnia #ihavecats #thingsthatgobumpinthenight #includingtoesunderblankets #andcatdreams #andsometimesrain #andbeddingwithstripesorsquiggles #andnowalsohumanfarts #pleaselaughwithme #whenyourcatisachooseyourownadventurestory #icanteven .
  • 18 4 8 hours ago
  • #inktober Day 10 "Pattern", Day 11 "Snow" and Day 12 "Dragon
:
Starting to catch up! Trying to get 2 or 3 of these done in one day is harder than I anticipated!
  • #inktober Day 10 "Pattern", Day 11 "Snow" and Day 12 "Dragon
    :
    Starting to catch up! Trying to get 2 or 3 of these done in one day is harder than I anticipated!
  • 22 5 11 hours ago
  • Mom’s been forgetting all about posting about me since we moved this past weekend but HELLO I’m cute and the world needs to see me 😼
  • Mom’s been forgetting all about posting about me since we moved this past weekend but HELLO I’m cute and the world needs to see me 😼
  • 215 6 11 hours ago
  • When bae calls you by your real name. “Uhh, it’s baby” #excuseme 😒
  • When bae calls you by your real name. “Uhh, it’s baby” #excuseme 😒
  • 6 0 13 hours ago
  • It’s midterm season so hold on while I go stand in the corner #littytitty1007
  • It’s midterm season so hold on while I go stand in the corner #littytitty1007
  • 49 1 13 hours ago
  • “You have time as a new mom to do your hair and make up? You’re lucky.” #excuseme 
I do these things because it makes me feel better throughout the day, so why wouldn’t I? I don’t use the mom card excuse as to not put myself together or look presentable. And, honestly if I may add, it takes me 15ish min to get ready. And I can pretty much do it from anywhere where Daxton is in sight. If you want to look nice or put some makeup on, do it. But don’t say one is lucky because they find the time and make it happen everyday. #mmk
  • “You have time as a new mom to do your hair and make up? You’re lucky.” #excuseme
    I do these things because it makes me feel better throughout the day, so why wouldn’t I? I don’t use the mom card excuse as to not put myself together or look presentable. And, honestly if I may add, it takes me 15ish min to get ready. And I can pretty much do it from anywhere where Daxton is in sight. If you want to look nice or put some makeup on, do it. But don’t say one is lucky because they find the time and make it happen everyday. #mmk
  • 17 3 17 hours ago