let me tell y’all about the time I thought I overdosed on coffee and I thought I was gonna die,so it was after school and I was making coffee,my parents get ground coffee for the house so that means it tells you how many spoons to put in per cup of coffee,I always used to put two servings for one cup Bc 1 isn’t strong enough so I’m making the coffee and I forgot if I put 1 serving or 2 and so I assumed 1 and I put another on in and my moms watching me and she waits for me to put it in the sauce pan and then she’s like are you crazy you just put three servings in one pot you’re gonna have a heart attack and so I kinda got pissed like y why would you tell me after I put in the 3rd serving but I don’t say anything so my mom tells me throw it away and do it again which pisses me off even more like I really stood here and did all of this just to have to start over so I pretend to pour it down the drain and then To make it seem legit I add more water and add a serving to make it seem like I’m starting over and so at this point like ik there’s not an okay amount of coffee in there so I thought if I didn’t add sugar it would tone it down, so yea I drank it (it was nasty) and I got on ft w a friend and like 5/10 mins later I start getting chills and my hands start to like shaking a little and I didn’t wanna sound like a pussy so I don’t tell my friend anything and I hang up tell and I hella go sit next to my mom tryna build up the courage to tell her that I think I’m about to die, and like idk if I was anxious or if I deadass had to much coffee at once but I swear my heart felt like it was gonna pop out of my chest, so I’m next to my mom and shes watching tv so I end up not telling her Bc I didn’t wanna freak her out especially if nothing was wrong and I was just paranoid, so I go into my room and I lay down and I’m hella crying Bc I deadass thought like this is it I’m dying my hearts gonna explode and then I eventually fell asleep mind you I have so much caffeine running through my system idk how I fell asleep but I woke up and I was fine, the only reason I’m telling y’all is Bc we switched brands and I saw the one I used that time at Kroger today 💀💀
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Fr tho😂, slides like these EVERYDAY!! MAKE SURE TO DROP A FOLLOW BEFORE IM DELETED!!!😈💪🏿💪🏿
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