Top 3 Reasons my 4 year old has restricted my “options” when she asks to me play Barbies:
1️⃣ I questioned her Ken doll’s intentions when he proposed marriage 30 seconds after he met my Barbie.
2️⃣I violated standard protocol when I stole a lid from the play kitchen set so that Barbie could be a shield maiden.
3️⃣Apparently, Barbie does not appreciate the therapeutic benefits of playing goat yoga with Shopkins. #playtimefun#whoops my @scarymommy moment