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  • Can we all pleaseeeee raise a red cup to the fact that we have a NEW YouTube upload: Full day of eating in Croatia is now up babayyy!
๐Ÿค™๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿฅ™๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿœโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
Obviously I had to upload a pic relevant to the video else if I were to have gone for a pic covering anymore skin it would not have been representative to the upload. You know, Instagram Vs reality and all of that... ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ™ƒ #keepingthingsreal #takingthepiss 
Ps. I do have to just mention however, that normally I wouldnโ€™t position my hand in that manner when raising a glass. I believe it was most probably for balance as Iโ€™m clearly holding all weight on one leg hoping some definition would show in an attempt to look more fitness given very little has been shown as of late. Especially not on YouTube ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ I failed. Nvm, I tried. Thatโ€™s all that matters. xoxoxo 
Pps. Lemme know if you are watching tonight, tag me, I wanna see your YouTube setup game!! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ™Œโค๏ธ #croatia
  • Can we all pleaseeeee raise a red cup to the fact that we have a NEW YouTube upload: Full day of eating in Croatia is now up babayyy!
    ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿฅ™๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿœโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
    Obviously I had to upload a pic relevant to the video else if I were to have gone for a pic covering anymore skin it would not have been representative to the upload. You know, Instagram Vs reality and all of that... ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ™ƒ #keepingthingsreal #takingthepiss
    Ps. I do have to just mention however, that normally I wouldnโ€™t position my hand in that manner when raising a glass. I believe it was most probably for balance as Iโ€™m clearly holding all weight on one leg hoping some definition would show in an attempt to look more fitness given very little has been shown as of late. Especially not on YouTube ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ I failed. Nvm, I tried. Thatโ€™s all that matters. xoxoxo
    Pps. Lemme know if you are watching tonight, tag me, I wanna see your YouTube setup game!! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ™Œโค๏ธ #croatia
  • 6,849 71 1 July, 2019
  • This is generally how I pose when i need to pee really bad. Apparently this is what i need to do on stage to be โ€œsexyโ€ ... okay ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿผ#takingthepiss #imfunny
  • This is generally how I pose when i need to pee really bad. Apparently this is what i need to do on stage to be โ€œsexyโ€ ... okay ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿผ #takingthepiss #imfunny
  • 1,956 27 21 January, 2018
  • ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐ŸคฃARE YOU JUMBIN' OUT OR NOT?๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ
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  • 1,878 80 30 April, 2019
  • Australians be like...๐Ÿ˜‚ jk Iโ€™m just takin the piss out of ya! #australia #takingthepiss also Iโ€™m going to be using TikTok more๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป
  • Australians be like...๐Ÿ˜‚ jk Iโ€™m just takin the piss out of ya! #australia #takingthepiss also Iโ€™m going to be using TikTok more๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป
  • 5,424 83 29 July, 2019

Latest Instagram Posts

  • Anybody else have problems with builders that come to do a job and then decide it's not for them so they leave but still want you to pay them for just showing up and making the problem worse?

I had a guy come today to fix the guttering and fascia at the back corner of our house. He proceeds to tear off my guttering and fascia and then decides that there may or may not be a squirrel nest near the work and not want to do the job because he's very phobic of squirrels. He then tells me he's still going to charge me for a days work. Right then.
#roguetrader #guttering #takingthepiss
  • Anybody else have problems with builders that come to do a job and then decide it's not for them so they leave but still want you to pay them for just showing up and making the problem worse?

    I had a guy come today to fix the guttering and fascia at the back corner of our house. He proceeds to tear off my guttering and fascia and then decides that there may or may not be a squirrel nest near the work and not want to do the job because he's very phobic of squirrels. He then tells me he's still going to charge me for a days work. Right then.
    #roguetrader #guttering #takingthepiss
  • 5 1 14 hours ago
  • This is my cousin Martin. This is what he was up to last night. He loves me really. #takingthepiss ๐Ÿ˜†
  • This is my cousin Martin. This is what he was up to last night. He loves me really. #takingthepiss ๐Ÿ˜†
  • 558 15 19 October, 2019
  • The Kitchen
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Where to start... Not only was the kitchen filthy when we moved in and I still feel like every time I wipe a surface I feel like I'm still taking off another layer of grease. But since starting to remove the 'tile' wallpaper I honestly can't figure out just what has gone on when they previous owners have redesigned the kitchen. .
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Layers of wallpaper are engrained in the lining of the new window that has been put in.
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A sheet of cardboard and parcel tape stood between the wallpaper and the hole through to the hall cupboard. Same scenario  with an old socket in the wall.
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The only thing the extractor fan was extracting was the urine. .

And we are now shopping around for a plasterer so we can have the silky smooth PAINTED walls we desire ๐Ÿ’™ .
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I'm starting to feel overwhelmed by everything but trying to live by the mantra 'Rome wasn't built in a day'. .
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Signing out for now. Off for a well deserved break on night shift ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜ด
  • The Kitchen
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    .
    Where to start... Not only was the kitchen filthy when we moved in and I still feel like every time I wipe a surface I feel like I'm still taking off another layer of grease. But since starting to remove the 'tile' wallpaper I honestly can't figure out just what has gone on when they previous owners have redesigned the kitchen. .
    .
    Layers of wallpaper are engrained in the lining of the new window that has been put in.
    .
    A sheet of cardboard and parcel tape stood between the wallpaper and the hole through to the hall cupboard. Same scenario with an old socket in the wall.
    .
    The only thing the extractor fan was extracting was the urine. .

    And we are now shopping around for a plasterer so we can have the silky smooth PAINTED walls we desire ๐Ÿ’™ .
    .
    I'm starting to feel overwhelmed by everything but trying to live by the mantra 'Rome wasn't built in a day'. .
    .
    Signing out for now. Off for a well deserved break on night shift ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜ด
  • 3 1 17 October, 2019
  • Naaa ... how are you doing him like that ?! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ #takingthepiss
  • Naaa ... how are you doing him like that ?! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ #takingthepiss
  • 8 4 16 October, 2019
  • The universe spoke to me through #britneyspears ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ
If you know me youโ€™ll know how much of a big fan I am. So when this song can on my Spotify I just new I had to!!! Yep Iโ€™m a little rusty itโ€™s been about 3 weeks since I did any hooping but oh well ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ #youbetterworkbitch #lxmtribe
  • The universe spoke to me through #britneyspears ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ
    If you know me youโ€™ll know how much of a big fan I am. So when this song can on my Spotify I just new I had to!!! Yep Iโ€™m a little rusty itโ€™s been about 3 weeks since I did any hooping but oh well ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ #youbetterworkbitch #lxmtribe
  • 395 53 14 October, 2019
  • Shits given slowly diminishing in each photo... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
  • Shits given slowly diminishing in each photo... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
  • 38 1 13 October, 2019