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  • tHiS sOnG iS fOr YoU
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  • That is some shit.
  • That is some shit.
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  • Shit man it is the same man.
  • Shit man it is the same man.
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  • here’s something i wrote!
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there was a murderer named paul, but since he always acted so slowly, he was adamant that everyone called him the suspense. it was his alias, his code name, i suppose.
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paul— i mean, the suspense— decided to target a girl named jane appleseed one day. he took the required precautionary measures: wearing gloves for weeks as to not leave behind any fingerprints, changing his shoes to confuse the police with his foot size, making sure he left behind no hair or piece of fuzz that would aid in identifying him. he worked with an air of caution, however, this caution was mandatory. the consequences for getting caught in such an act would be unfathomable. the suspense didn’t even want to think about it.
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one day, while jane was working, she found a note on her desk. the letter “T” was the only thing written on the small, yellow post-it. the next day, an H. the next, an E. then a blank. then an S. then a U. then an S. then a P. then an E, an N, an S, and, finally, another E.
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jane, being an extremely intelligent woman, realized what was occurring. it is rumored that her last words were a cry so unbearable that she barely managed it in a whisper.
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“oh no,” she exclaimed, “the suspense is killing me!”
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ALSO, HAPPY EASTER DISKSHSKHS
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  • here’s something i wrote!
    -
    there was a murderer named paul, but since he always acted so slowly, he was adamant that everyone called him the suspense. it was his alias, his code name, i suppose.
    -
    paul— i mean, the suspense— decided to target a girl named jane appleseed one day. he took the required precautionary measures: wearing gloves for weeks as to not leave behind any fingerprints, changing his shoes to confuse the police with his foot size, making sure he left behind no hair or piece of fuzz that would aid in identifying him. he worked with an air of caution, however, this caution was mandatory. the consequences for getting caught in such an act would be unfathomable. the suspense didn’t even want to think about it.
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    one day, while jane was working, she found a note on her desk. the letter “T” was the only thing written on the small, yellow post-it. the next day, an H. the next, an E. then a blank. then an S. then a U. then an S. then a P. then an E, an N, an S, and, finally, another E.
    -
    jane, being an extremely intelligent woman, realized what was occurring. it is rumored that her last words were a cry so unbearable that she barely managed it in a whisper.
    -
    “oh no,” she exclaimed, “the suspense is killing me!”
    -
    ALSO, HAPPY EASTER DISKSHSKHS
    -
    hashtags because yknow
    #textposts #textpost #funny #tumblr #tumblrpost #textpostsfunny #meme #textpostmeme #textpostmemes #popular #lol #tumblrtextpost #textposttumblr #tumblrtextposts
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