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  • Tag someone indecisive 🤚
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  • 0 1 8 minutes ago
  • ‼️TRIGGER WARNING: AGGRESSIVE MALE SEXUALITY‼️ .
So I guess I should have stipulated in my #craigslist ad that by "girlfriend" I meant I was seeking female candidates 👸  I got a taste of a sad reality when I was deluged with dick pics😡🐍 . One respondent, #Andrew , was particularly egregious in his untoward come-ons.  Honestly I've been recuperating for the last week. My mood has been low and It's hard to look at the world with my usual bright and optimistic demeanor. . 
To make matters worse the people at CL removed my ad 🔍  because they seemed to think I was soliciting sex 🚬  Is everyone in this world  a sicko perv who presumes the worst in people?! My posting was very clear, this was just about someone looking at me like I was cool. No sexual favors. .
Anyway I'm going to share this madness because I think there's a lesson in it: any dream worth its salt is going to force you to go through hoops to see if you really want it -- it just so happens that the hoops, in this case, were pictures of older gentlemen 👴  with their bits and pieces on display🐣  I'm going to keep fighting for love.
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  • ‼️TRIGGER WARNING: AGGRESSIVE MALE SEXUALITY‼️ .
    So I guess I should have stipulated in my #craigslist ad that by "girlfriend" I meant I was seeking female candidates 👸  I got a taste of a sad reality when I was deluged with dick pics😡🐍 . One respondent, #Andrew , was particularly egregious in his untoward come-ons.  Honestly I've been recuperating for the last week. My mood has been low and It's hard to look at the world with my usual bright and optimistic demeanor. . 
    To make matters worse the people at CL removed my ad 🔍  because they seemed to think I was soliciting sex 🚬  Is everyone in this world  a sicko perv who presumes the worst in people?! My posting was very clear, this was just about someone looking at me like I was cool. No sexual favors. .
    Anyway I'm going to share this madness because I think there's a lesson in it: any dream worth its salt is going to force you to go through hoops to see if you really want it -- it just so happens that the hoops, in this case, were pictures of older gentlemen 👴  with their bits and pieces on display🐣  I'm going to keep fighting for love.
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    best,
    brennan
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  • 5 2 24 minutes ago
  • Mom quote of the day: Im built for comfort not for speed.  She went furniture  shopping with me today, she was walking a bit slow and asked if she was okay.  That was her reply.  She's still got it #mom #84 #witty #shopping #furniture #shesstillgotit
  • Mom quote of the day: Im built for comfort not for speed. She went furniture shopping with me today, she was walking a bit slow and asked if she was okay. That was her reply. She's still got it #mom #84 #witty #shopping #furniture #shesstillgotit
  • 4 0 54 minutes ago
  • Hugh Laurie looking dashing in a Regency outfit. Is it just me or do you also think 'Dr House' when you see him in photos?
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#hughlaurie #moviestar #buck
  • Hugh Laurie looking dashing in a Regency outfit. Is it just me or do you also think 'Dr House' when you see him in photos?
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    #hughlaurie #moviestar #buck
  • 14 1 1 hour ago
  • 4 1 17 March, 2019