thefatjewish ( @thefatjewish ) Instagram Profile

thefatjewish

thefatjewish MY MOM FUCKED SHEL SILVERSTEIN IN 1971 (SERIOUSLY) [email protected] FOUNDER OF @drinkbabe

  • 4.2k posts
  • 10.4m followers
  • 666 following
  • I sold my wine company @drinkbabe to the largest alcohol conglomerate in the world while wearing assless leather chaps to meetings and having one of the stupidest haircuts of all time. Anything is possible in 2019 you guys. No, but like seriously, fucking ANYTHING.
  • I sold my wine company @drinkbabe to the largest alcohol conglomerate in the world while wearing assless leather chaps to meetings and having one of the stupidest haircuts of all time. Anything is possible in 2019 you guys. No, but like seriously, fucking ANYTHING.
  • 63,083 1,124 15 August, 2019
  • 2019 IS SO FUCKING WEIRD.
  • 2019 IS SO FUCKING WEIRD.
  • 583,399 13,737 19 July, 2019
  • ”ALEXA, PLAY THE FERGIE RENDITION OF THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER FOR THE ENTIRE FUCKING DAY THANKSSSSS” #freedom #independenceday #america
  • ”ALEXA, PLAY THE FERGIE RENDITION OF THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER FOR THE ENTIRE FUCKING DAY THANKSSSSS” #freedom #independenceday #america
  • 137,519 10,294 4 July, 2019
  • SORRY GLOBAL WARMING AND TRUMP LETTING PEOPLE WITH MENTAL ILLNESSES OWN GUNS, NOTHING IS MORE COMPLETELY FUCKING TERRIFYING THAN WHITE GIRLS DOING SORORITY CHANTS. YOUTUBE IT AND PREPARE TO FEEL FEELINGS YOU DON’T WANT TO FEEL INSIDE. (Tw: @notsogosling)
  • SORRY GLOBAL WARMING AND TRUMP LETTING PEOPLE WITH MENTAL ILLNESSES OWN GUNS, NOTHING IS MORE COMPLETELY FUCKING TERRIFYING THAN WHITE GIRLS DOING SORORITY CHANTS. YOUTUBE IT AND PREPARE TO FEEL FEELINGS YOU DON’T WANT TO FEEL INSIDE. (Tw: @notsogosling)
  • 144,132 23,650 4 June, 2019
  • FUCK YES SUCK DICKS! Shouts to all my bears, wolves, otters, rats, pandas, bulls, cubs, circuit boys, closet jocks, twinks, twunks, drag queens, soft butches, stone butches, high femmes, lipstick lesbians, celesbians, diesel dykes, power bottoms, classic tops, verse boiiiis, leather daddys and everyone else in the rainbow THESE COLORS DON’T RUN #pride
  • FUCK YES SUCK DICKS! Shouts to all my bears, wolves, otters, rats, pandas, bulls, cubs, circuit boys, closet jocks, twinks, twunks, drag queens, soft butches, stone butches, high femmes, lipstick lesbians, celesbians, diesel dykes, power bottoms, classic tops, verse boiiiis, leather daddys and everyone else in the rainbow THESE COLORS DON’T RUN #pride
  • 456,073 4,401 2 June, 2019
  • YOU’D BE ABLE TO POSTMATES IT AND HAVE IT DELIVERED WITH A PINT OF ICE CREAM, GUARANFUCKINGTEED.
  • YOU’D BE ABLE TO POSTMATES IT AND HAVE IT DELIVERED WITH A PINT OF ICE CREAM, GUARANFUCKINGTEED.
  • 624,429 8,846 16 May, 2019
  • MY MOM HAS BEEN DOING THIS PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY FOR FREE FOR 40 FUCKING YEARS
  • MY MOM HAS BEEN DOING THIS PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY FOR FREE FOR 40 FUCKING YEARS
  • 517,482 13,816 16 May, 2019
  • I HAVE A DEEP FEAR OF THREE THINGS: CLOWNS, THE OUTDOORS, AND THOSE WEIRD TOE SHOES THAT ACTIVE MIDDLE AGED MEN WEAR (YES, IT'S A BIZARRE TRIGGER). IN ORDER TO CONQUER THESE FEARS, I PARTNERED WITH BLU’S @PLEDGEWORLD AND HONESTLY IT WAS INSANE AND I'M PROBABLY A BETTER PERSON BUT IT CAN NEVER BE UNLIVED.

#poweredbyblu #ownit Warning: Product contains nicotine.  Nicotine is an addictive chemical.
  • I HAVE A DEEP FEAR OF THREE THINGS: CLOWNS, THE OUTDOORS, AND THOSE WEIRD TOE SHOES THAT ACTIVE MIDDLE AGED MEN WEAR (YES, IT'S A BIZARRE TRIGGER). IN ORDER TO CONQUER THESE FEARS, I PARTNERED WITH BLU’S @PLEDGEWORLD AND HONESTLY IT WAS INSANE AND I'M PROBABLY A BETTER PERSON BUT IT CAN NEVER BE UNLIVED.

    #poweredbyblu #ownit Warning: Product contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical.
  • 19,090 607 1 May, 2019
  • I RECENTLY MET AN INFLUENCER MOM WHO IS PROMOTING “CBD EDAMAME FOR KIDS” AND AT THAT MOMENT I TRULY WISHED I HAD ALZHEIMER’S AND WOULD FORGET EVERYTHING I’VE EVER KNOWN (@cxcope)
  • I RECENTLY MET AN INFLUENCER MOM WHO IS PROMOTING “CBD EDAMAME FOR KIDS” AND AT THAT MOMENT I TRULY WISHED I HAD ALZHEIMER’S AND WOULD FORGET EVERYTHING I’VE EVER KNOWN (@cxcope)
  • 442,891 13,658 1 hour ago
  • I'm wayyyy too consistently stoned to keep all this fucking information straight, like TARMARIUS LONGNATHINGHAM, BROTHER AND UNCLE OF BARMARIUS LONGNATHINGHAM THE THIRD, RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE THRONE OF THE SECOND KINGDOM OF DRAGONWIG, OKKKK NERDS (@eliasswakim)
  • I'm wayyyy too consistently stoned to keep all this fucking information straight, like TARMARIUS LONGNATHINGHAM, BROTHER AND UNCLE OF BARMARIUS LONGNATHINGHAM THE THIRD, RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE THRONE OF THE SECOND KINGDOM OF DRAGONWIG, OKKKK NERDS (@eliasswakim)
  • 530,213 21,675 15 April, 2019
  • PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THE PLANS YOU MAKE WHILE PEAKING ON MOLLY AT SUNRISE DURING A DIPLO SET AREN’T ACTUALLY GOING TO HAPPEN AND THAT YOU’LL PROBABLY NEVER SEE ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE EVER AGAIN. (Twitter: @hipstermermaid)
  • PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THE PLANS YOU MAKE WHILE PEAKING ON MOLLY AT SUNRISE DURING A DIPLO SET AREN’T ACTUALLY GOING TO HAPPEN AND THAT YOU’LL PROBABLY NEVER SEE ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE EVER AGAIN. (Twitter: @hipstermermaid)
  • 517,590 9,150 14 April, 2019
  • SPOKE AT HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL YESTERDAY, WAS MOST LIKELY THE FIRST PERSON EVER TO WEAR REALTREE OVERALLS WITH NO SHIRT AND USE THE WORD “HANDJOB” THREE TIMES DURING A LECTURE. ME AND @anitaelberse (WHO IS AN ACTUAL LEGEND) TALKED ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA, HOW WE BUILT @drinkbabe, AND THE TIME ME AND MADONNA PRANK CALLED BONO DURING A SLEEPOVER. AND TO ANYBODY OUT THERE WHO HAS A SICK BUSINESS IDEA, DM ME BECAUSE I WANT TO INVEST AND HELP YOU BUILD SO YOU GET RICH ENOUGH TO BUY A FALCON FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON. THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME @harvardhbs, MEMORIES WERE MADE.
  • SPOKE AT HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL YESTERDAY, WAS MOST LIKELY THE FIRST PERSON EVER TO WEAR REALTREE OVERALLS WITH NO SHIRT AND USE THE WORD “HANDJOB” THREE TIMES DURING A LECTURE. ME AND @anitaelberse (WHO IS AN ACTUAL LEGEND) TALKED ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA, HOW WE BUILT @drinkbabe, AND THE TIME ME AND MADONNA PRANK CALLED BONO DURING A SLEEPOVER. AND TO ANYBODY OUT THERE WHO HAS A SICK BUSINESS IDEA, DM ME BECAUSE I WANT TO INVEST AND HELP YOU BUILD SO YOU GET RICH ENOUGH TO BUY A FALCON FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON. THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME @harvardhbs, MEMORIES WERE MADE.
  • 319,134 4,954 4 April, 2019